A true friend will read this and a fake one will delete it!
1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you..
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
It could be until you
Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6.. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
And dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!
9.. This is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only YOU
Can feel the
True warmth...
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